Mysteries of the universe

There are many mysteries in the world and despite my (genius level) intelligence, there are some things even I don't understand.

Here's a list in no specific order:

• How Miranda Kerr is such a MILF it's unreal. She gave birth to a child and then was able to go back to the T-stage in a couple of months. Like is she even a human?? Stand aside Thor, your charisma is out shined by Miranda Kerr.

• The drastic difference between Canadian seasons and how there's virtually no transition between chunks of ice falling out of the sky and skin burning heat. I moved here cause it's supposed to be the land of polar bears and igloos. Yet today, I felt like I was back in the motherland, North Korea

• The cuteness of dogs and cats... or anything with fur that isn't a humans being. Some people like hairy guys and that's okay. But I think a carpet like torso is weird. It makes me think about whether or not you need to shampoo and condition.. Or perhaps whether or not you can put a weave in that hair. It's all very new to me.

• How people can choose not to care about social issues even though the definition of social issue is that it affects people. So are people not people?????? I'm talking to you, everyone who scrolls pass those Facebook posts of sad orphaned African children without liking. HAVE YOU NO HEART?

♚ Cindy

Summer Goals

♚ Yushi & Cindy

2nd year recap: Yushi

2nd year is the year in which I:

▽ Learned how to use snapchat

▽ Stress more about GPA

▽ Stress more about my jobless future

▽ Realized that I'm worth so much more than a GPA

▽ Realized that I don't want to be a square box in the future

▽ Started running

▽ Cut majority of my hair off

▽ Cried way too much

▽ Spent money on things I really shouldn't be spending money on

▽ Skipped more marketing classes than I should've

▽ Skipped more accounting classes than I should've

▽ Skipped 0 finance classes - ACCOMPLISHMENT

▽ Grew up a little bit

To expand a little bit more, 2nd year is the year in which I met a lot of people who knew what they wanted to do and how they are going to do it and it only made my own aimless life pale so much more in comparison. Which is why Cindy and I started this. This is my baby, and it's something I've been wanting to do for an extremely long amount of time. It's also an accumulation of what I really want to do and what I really want to share with the world. Well this, and my snapchat pictures.

♚ Yushi

2nd year recap: Cindy

Okay so lots of things changed for me this year and a lot of things stayed the same. And one of the changes that happened for me is physical. 

Exhibit A: 

Basically, I was a boy last year and this year, somehow, I turned into a girl :')
Me looking back at the transition is similar to the moment when someone gives birth and you expect a boy, but the doctor takes one look at the new born child and exclaims "IT'S A GIRL!". Yeah that's me, and probably my parents reaction when I started putting on makeup and stopped wearing sweats to class. (Which is a weird experience in and of itself since the lazy casual dress culture is non existent in business school)

ANY HOW
Other things that changed:

• I met YUSHI, my soulmate in life, the other side to my unique, collector's edition coin. 
• Life goals have become more blurry. What are goals when you don't have the means to achieve them
• A new appreciation for inspirational TedTalks and realizing that they are oddly cultlike
• Discovering Eugene in Buzzfeed (easily one of the most pivotal moments in my life)
• Failure, sadness, bad grade..... blahblahblah.. no one really cares
• The imminent doom that is the job hunting experience
• Everything about my life :'(
• Those last three elements have been the same for the past few years-- all a part of my three year quarter life crisis

What else...

Oh, I'm turning 20 so I'm basically ancient now. Practically the same age as Earth itself so that's pretty neat.

♚ Cindy

Things that need to be banned in 2015

In lieu of being the beginning of 2015, and Yushi said I can't do an year end review, here's a list of things that I want banned in 2015:

• Man buns that are way too tiny
• The opinion that "as long as it's cool, then it'll look cool on me" mentality (case in point the way too small man bun)
• AKA bandwagon-ing 
• Kylie Jenner's lips
• KimYe and their family
• Bold lips, hair, style, face, eyebrows, necklace, shoes, choices
• Republicans
• Democrats that act like Republicans
• Miley Cyrus (I think she's cool)
• Our obsession with celebrities and socialites
• The word "fleek". It's catchy, but so's herpes
• Complaining about things because complaints are annoying

But last but not least:

Yushi's list:  
"I want haters like Cindy to be banned. Because all they do is hate and don't appreciate"

♚ Cindy & Yushi